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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Schoolwork and Overachievers!

Hello, and welcome to
the Teenage Guide to Being an Overachiever!
Are your parents not happy with your grades ?
Are you failing every class?
Become an overachiever!
Being obsessed (or seeming so) will result in tons of advantages over your peers!
There are three easy steps to achieving this state of mind:
1. Do every possible assignment.
2. Turn it I'm early.
3. Freak out about everything.

1: DO IT!
As long as you try to do every assignment as well as you can, your teachers will at least give you credit for trying. ALWAYS do extra credit assignments, because grades above 100% look great on transcripts.

2: TURN IT IN EARLY!
If you get all of your work done before it's due, you won't have to worry about it anymore!

3: FREAK OUT!!!
95% on a test? A- on your project? IT'S NEVER GOOD ENOUGJ FOR YOU! Act like you HAVE to get 100% on everything and, before you know it, you will be! Retake tests whenever possible to try and get a perfect grade.

BAM! Welcome to overachiever world! Enjoy your endless supply of stress!
Your welcome!

Ciao! (I figured out how to spell it, thanks Ash!)

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